Cool Runnings quotes

70 total quotes

Irv Blitzer
Multiple Characters
Sanka Coffie
Yul Brenner

View Quote Momma Coffie: Everybody shut up, my boy's on TV!

View Quote Olympic Announcer: [on the aftermath of the first run] Well, thank goodness, for a minute there I didn't think they would get all four of them in. And THAT could have been a disaster.

View Quote Olympic Announcer: That's a hair faster than the Swiss.

View Quote I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

View Quote [Rapping]
Sanka: Some people say you know them can't believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team. We have a one Derice.
Derice: And a one Junior.
Junior: Yu... Sanka.
Derice: The fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters.
Team: Go to Olympics fight for Jamaica.

View Quote Jamaican Woman 1: Handsome as a lion that one.
Jamaican Woman 2: I could watch that backside all day.

View Quote Irv: Ok guys, tonight's the night. Now in a few minutes you'll get a chance to do something no one in your country has ever done. Now I was going to save this for the Olympics but I figure if we're going to convince these judges that we are world-class sledders, than we have better look like world-class sledders. [unveils team uniforms]
Sanka: [after examining his bodysuit] I freeze in this.

View Quote Just shut up, Sanka. Now maybe you haven't noticed, but we aren't exactly winning any popularity contests here. They hate me; they hate you; they hate us! Now if we're even gonna think about qualifying, we're each gonna have to sit down and take a nice deep look inside. I didn't come all this way to get my butt whipped! As a matter of fact, now that I'm here, I thought I'd do a little whipping of my own! Good night, gentlemen!

View Quote Josef Grool: Ah Blitzy, are you going to tuck them in too?

View Quote Junior: Now you listen me buddy. I will not be talked to that way so you better come up with a damn good apology or else...
Josef Grool: Or else what? [shoves Junior Bevil] Eh Jamaica, or else what? Come on Jamaica, say something.
Yul: No problem, man. [punches Josef Grool]

View Quote Irv: Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing.
Sanka: Yeah, so's a toilet!

View Quote Joy: That fool had better watch his mouth.
Momma Coffie: He'd better watch MORE than that.

View Quote Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, It's push-cart time...

View Quote Oh, yeah, just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Ooh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter.

View Quote All I'm saying, mon, is if we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and is Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.