Cool Runnings quotes
70 total quotesIrv Blitzer
Multiple Characters
Sanka Coffie
Yul Brenner
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Joy: That fool had better watch his mouth.
Momma Coffie: He'd better watch MORE than that.
Momma Coffie: He'd better watch MORE than that.
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Sanka: So, lets talk about this billsled team...
Derice: No, BOBsled team.
Sanka: Whoever.
Derice: No, BOBsled team.
Sanka: Whoever.
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[Waking up Irv for the training run]
Sanka: Rise and shine.
Derice: It's butt whipping time.
Sanka: Rise and shine.
Derice: It's butt whipping time.
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Sanka: Maid service sir. Would you like your bed turned down? Mint? Perhaps I could dust your head?
Yul: Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
Yul: Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
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Don't touch me!
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Junior: [Practicing speech to father]Alright father, listen here. You see, I have made up my mind I am going to be a bobsledder. Thats right, a bobsledder. Oh really? Well I'm sorry you feel that way, fine cut off my allowance. Because you see father, a man has got to do what a man has got to do.
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Junior: What should I do? WHAT should I DO?
Josef Gruhl: Hey Jamaica, keep it down you are not owning this place.
Junior: Sorry sir, sorry I didn't mean to bother anyone.
Josef Gruhl: Hey Jamaica, keep it down you are not owning this place.
Junior: Sorry sir, sorry I didn't mean to bother anyone.
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Policeman: What have you done to the police unit? I should arrest you. Who owns this thing?
Derice: We do, sir.
Policeman: And who are you?
Derice: The Jamaican bobsled team, sir.
Derice: We do, sir.
Policeman: And who are you?
Derice: The Jamaican bobsled team, sir.
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[Derice slaps the team as warm-up.]
Sanka: What are you doing?
Derice: Thats what the Swiss do to psych themselves up.
Sanka: They also make those little pocketknives too but I don't see you doing that.
Sanka: What are you doing?
Derice: Thats what the Swiss do to psych themselves up.
Sanka: They also make those little pocketknives too but I don't see you doing that.
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What's the matter, you guys cold? It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will kill you.
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Greetings, sled god.
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Nobody had that much fun in a sled since Santa Claus.
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Sanka: Hey coach, I can't get my helmet on...
[Irv punches the helmet down onto his head.]
Sanka: Oooh, thanks, Coach.
[Irv punches the helmet down onto his head.]
Sanka: Oooh, thanks, Coach.
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Joy: Are you sure no one can beat him?
Sanka: Sure I'm sure, I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy.
Sanka: Sure I'm sure, I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy.