Con Air

Con Air quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 136)

Cameron Poe
Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom
D.E.A. Agent Duncan Malloy
Garland Green
Johnny Baca (a.k.a. Johnny Twenty-Three)
Multiple Characters
U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin


"Well, of course you're having trouble reaching him! He's off saving the rain forest or recycling his sandals or some shit!"


"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day."

"What if I told you 'insane' was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"

"What you got there, Poe, is a walking, talking reason to rehabilitate." ~ Guard Sally Bishop

"When this is over, so are you, you little prick!"

"When you wake up, Bishop, I'll be Johnny Twenty-Four."

"Where's Sandino? (Sandino's plane roars out of the hangar) That's my ****ing plane!"

"Yeah, well I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot!"

(after Sandino's plane crashes) "Looks like you missed your connection".

Billy Bedlam: I thought I heard you say you was on north block.
Poe: That's right.
Billy Bedlam: Funny thing. I was on north block. I don't know you.
Poe: Now what do you think that means? Nothing. Not diddly-shit. See, there were 160 cats on north block, and I didn't want to know 159 of them. Which included you! What do you think about that?

Cyrus the Virus: If we let you out, you gonna play nice, Billy?
Billy Bedlam: [smiling] Probably not.
[Cyrus opens Billy's cage]

Cyrus the Virus: Thanks Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
Cameron Poe: "Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
Cyrus: You know what my daddy taught me?
Poe: What's that?
Cyrus: Nothin'.
Poe: Self educated man.

Cyrus: Good now here are the rules, I'm going to ask a question and then you will ask a question.
Larkin: Okay.
Cyrus: Okay, here's my first question. In Carson City your boys were onto us, how?
Maloy: One of the guards- (Is cut off by Larkin)
Larkin: One of the guards faked a heart attack and we had to remove his restraints, okay?
Cyrus: Alright, now what's your question?
Larkin: Where are you going with my plane, Cyrus?
Cyrus: We're going to Disney Land.
Larkin: You're lying, Cyrus.
Cyrus: So are you, Vince.

Diamond Dog: Yee-ha! What's on your mind, hillbilly?
Cameron Poe: Now, let's see, what was I thinking? Oh, yeah — "Yee-ha," that's right. I was just wondering what a black militant - that would be you - is doin' taking orders from a white boy on a power trip? Now don't you think that's strange?
Diamond Dog: A means to an end my white friend, a means to an end. See, I can play house nigga till we get to where we're going... and then, the day of the Dog begins...shh.

Johnny "23" Baca: Shit, that's Garland Green, man.
Cameron Poe: The Marietta Mangler.
"Baby O" Odell: That skinny little man butchered thirty-some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the Manson Family look like the Partridge Family!
Poe: Well...he's on the right flight.