"Just so's you know, Marshal Larkin, there's now three men I trust."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."

"Love your work!" (to Garland Green)

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

"Now, what would my daughter think of me if I left you to be dishonored and die?"

"on any other day that might seem strange" after seening the corvette attached to the plane

"One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."

"Put the bunny back in the box."

"Someone alerted the authorities at Carson City. Someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous. Someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. Now, could this all be coincidence? Perhaps. Then someone went and tied a rope to our plane. So I ask you: what is going on? And I answer: we have a traitor in our midst. Now, how do we flush a traitor? I'm not sure but if we count to three I will find out who is on my team and who is not. That would be one...two..."

"Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This--(referring to his 1967 Corvette)--this is fucking spectacular!

"There's only two men I trust. One of 'em's me, and the other's not you."

"They somehow managed to get every freak and creep in the universe on this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then they somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle."

"They'd call me Johnny Six Hundred if they knew the truth."

"This is a situation that needs to get un-fucked, right now!"

"Well, Baby O, it's not exactly mai-tais and Yahtzee out here — but let's do it."