Clueless quotes

63 total quotes

Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Mr. Wendell Hall

Multiple Characters
Tai Fraiser
Travis

View Quote You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

View Quote Ya, he's way famous...

View Quote [While taking her driver's test] Oops! Should I write them a note?

View Quote I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'

View Quote Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

View Quote I was just totally clueless!

View Quote Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

View Quote [Cher and Josh kiss] Well...you can guess what happens next. [Cut to a shot of a wedding.] As if! I'm only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!

View Quote Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

View Quote Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

View Quote Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

View Quote Wow, you guys talk like grownups!

View Quote [To Cher] You think I'm a mentally ****ed airhead?

View Quote Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel

View Quote Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.