Clerks II

Clerks II quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 819)

Becky
Dante Hicks
Elias
Emma
Jay
Other
Randal Graves
Silent Bob


Are you looking for a good transformers site? Because at cars2bots.com you can get an avatar of your picture morphed to look like a robot.


[after teen asks for a nickel bag, singing] "15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand!"

One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the **** are we studying to be, Batman? (To Dante when discussing their short time in College)

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll!

Oh, what the **** happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you ****ing morons! (To Elias and Hobbit Lover)

Did you know Jesus was a Jew?

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?

[In the altered version of the prison scene]
Dante Hicks: "Yeah right do you know how much that would cost? Fifty thousand dollars easy."
Jay: "We have that kind of money."
Dante Hicks: "How'd you guys make that kind of money selling weed in front of the Quick Stop?"
Jay: "We got movie money."
[Confused look on Randal and Dantes faces]
Jay:"What the ****, man?! Doesn't anyone remeber they made a movie based on me and Silent Bob?!"

HEY some pickle****er just gave us free eats!

[re: the term "Porch Monkey"] It's cool. I'm taking it back.

Hey, hey, the Holy ****ing Bible, son!

You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?

I'd buy the QuickStop and re-open it myself! That's what I'd do! (Randal's "big idea")

[to Dante] You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me.