Clerks II

Clerks II quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 819)

Dante Hicks
Randal Graves
Silent Bob

I got nothin'.

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll!

I'm disgusted, and repulsed, and...I can't look away... (referring to the Donkey show)

I'm telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

If you're gonna jump let me have a crack at that pussy first.

May your first child be a masculine child! (To Becky)

My Grandmother wasn't racist...although she did once refer to a broken beer bottle as a "**** knife".

Now, if you don't get the **** outta here and let me spend some quality time with my man, next I'm gonna show you my pooter.

Oh! (Just as he hears Goodbye Horses)

Oh, then man, you must love this ****ing guy 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. 'I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me.' And the ****ing insane part is he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-****ing-Frank can see that she's nuts about him, God knows why. And she likes you for who you are man, she ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous ****ing C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd ****ing stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you ****ing ass.

Oh, what the **** happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you ****ing morons! (To Elias and Hobbit Lover)

One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the **** are we studying to be, Batman? (To Dante when discussing their short time in College)

Shit! Now where am i gonna bring chicks to **** when my mom's home? (After the QuickStop burned down)

Shut the **** up, GoBot! (Towards Elias, completely razzing on his love for Transformers)

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.