Roxie Hart quotes

My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.

(Singing) And that's good, isn't it grand, isn't it great, isn't it swell, isn't it fun, isn't it?

(Singing) You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like, you can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!

(At a press conference, protesting her innocence) I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard?

(Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?

I was born on a beautiful Southern convent... oh, holy shit, I'm never gonna get this straight.

And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.

This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade. I'm not wearing this dress.

You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post-poned indefinitely.' Seven words.

You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.

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