Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.


Banky: What the **** is going on here?
Holden: I'm starting a new page?
[Banky grabs the pen out of Holden's hand and throws it]
Banky: Not with this shit, what the **** is going on with you and that girl?
Holden: We're just friends!
Banky: She's programming you!
Holden: I beg your pardon? Programming?
Banky: Yeah, and apparently you don't even ****ing realize it!

Alyssa: **** you.
Banky: Not even if you let me video tape it.

[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!

[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.

Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Jay: What's that shit he's got us saying?
Silent Bob: Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies. Who the **** talks like that? That is ****ing baby talk.

Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."

[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.