Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


Banky: What the **** is going on here?
Holden: I'm starting a new page?
[Banky grabs the pen out of Holden's hand and throws it]
Banky: Not with this shit, what the **** is going on with you and that girl?
Holden: We're just friends!
Banky: She's programming you!
Holden: I beg your pardon? Programming?
Banky: Yeah, and apparently you don't even ****ing realize it!


[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!

Alyssa: **** you.
Banky: Not even if you let me video tape it.

[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

Silent Bob: [to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] You're Chasing Amy.
Holden: What? What did you say?
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man, fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his ****in' mouth...
Silent Bob: [to Jay] Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a ****in' headache. [to Holden] I went through something like what you're talkin' 'bout, 'couple years ago, this chick named Amy.
Jay: When?
Silent Bob: [annoyed] A couple of years ago?

Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!

Holden: They used you!
Alyssa: No! I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted to? Do you? I was an experimental girl for Christ sake! Maybe you knew from early on your track was from point A to B, but unlike you I was not given a ****ing map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we, you and I, got together and suddenly I was sated!

Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."

Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well, isn't that true?

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."

Holden: Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker.
Alyssa: Oh... you trace.