Chasing Amy quotes
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Jay
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All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
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All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.
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Hooper: Check this shit. You got cr***er farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!
Banky: What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the **** up!
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Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well, isn't that true?
Banky: Well, isn't that true?
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[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.
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Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
Banky: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
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[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!
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[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
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Holden: They used you!
Alyssa: No! I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted to? Do you? I was an experimental girl for Christ sake! Maybe you knew from early on your track was from point A to B, but unlike you I was not given a ****ing map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we, you and I, got together and suddenly I was sated!
Alyssa: No! I used them! You don't think I would've let it happen if I hadn't wanted to? Do you? I was an experimental girl for Christ sake! Maybe you knew from early on your track was from point A to B, but unlike you I was not given a ****ing map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we, you and I, got together and suddenly I was sated!
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Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!
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Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.
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Jay: What's that shit he's got us saying?
Silent Bob: Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies. Who the **** talks like that? That is ****ing baby talk.
Silent Bob: Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies. Who the **** talks like that? That is ****ing baby talk.
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[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.