Chasing Amy quotes

View Quote Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

View Quote You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."

View Quote I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

View Quote Bring on the free hooch!

View Quote If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

View Quote Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

View Quote Holden: How do you manage to get away with this all the time? I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now?
Banky: Wrong coast.

View Quote Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

View Quote Silent Bob: [to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] You're Chasing Amy.
Holden: What? What did you say?
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man, fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his ****in' mouth...
Silent Bob: [to Jay] Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a ****in' headache. [to Holden] I went through something like what you're talkin' 'bout, 'couple years ago, this chick named Amy.
Jay: When?
Silent Bob: [annoyed] A couple of years ago?

View Quote Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky: ****?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]

View Quote I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

View Quote Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

View Quote Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?

View Quote Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

View Quote What's a Nubian?