Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.


Holden: How do you manage to get away with this all the time? I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now?
Banky: Wrong coast.

Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

What's a Nubian?

All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.

Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky: ****?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.

Jay: What's that shit he's got us saying?
Silent Bob: Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies. Who the **** talks like that? That is ****ing baby talk.

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.

[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

It's not who you love, it's how.

[to Holden] Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.