Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well, isn't that true?


Silent Bob: [to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] You're Chasing Amy.
Holden: What? What did you say?
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man, fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his ****in' mouth...
Silent Bob: [to Jay] Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time, you're givin' me a ****in' headache. [to Holden] I went through something like what you're talkin' 'bout, 'couple years ago, this chick named Amy.
Jay: When?
Silent Bob: [annoyed] A couple of years ago?

Bring on the free hooch!

Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."

Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Holden: How do you manage to get away with this all the time? I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now?
Banky: Wrong coast.

Holden: Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker.
Alyssa: Oh... you trace.

Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

What's a Nubian?

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky: ****?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]

What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of ****s in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?