Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."


I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.

Holden: How do you manage to get away with this all the time? I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now?
Banky: Wrong coast.

Holden: Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker.
Alyssa: Oh... you trace.

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky: ****?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]

What's a Nubian?

Bring on the free hooch!

Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.

[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?