Chasing Amy quotes
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What's a Nubian?
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It's not who you love, it's how.
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If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
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Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
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Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.
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I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.
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[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
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Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
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Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
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[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.
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Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.
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All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.
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Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
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Jedi bitch.
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You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."