Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


What's a Nubian?


It's not who you love, it's how.

If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?

Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!

[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.

Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.

All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

Jedi bitch.

You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."