Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


Cashier: You wanna haggle over the price of your French Dip?


Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

This is all going to end badly.

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

I feel a hate crime coming on.

[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!

[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of ****s in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

Bring on the free hooch!

[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.