Chasing Amy quotes
61 total quotes (ID: 120)Hooper X
Jay
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Cashier: You wanna haggle over the price of your French Dip?
Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend fucked a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed
Alyssa: My best friend fucked a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed
This is all going to end badly.
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
I feel a hate crime coming on.
[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
Bring on the free hooch!
[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.