Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.


I feel a hate crime coming on.

I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore.

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

It's not who you love, it's how.

Jedi bitch.

Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.

Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!

This is all going to end badly.

What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of ****s in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

What's a Nubian?

Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.