Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

61 total quotes (ID: 120)

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters


[Banky is strangling the Collector]
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you ****in' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead ****ing body, you ****!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you ****ing tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!


[on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.

[pointing at Holden] See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.

[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.

[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

[to Holden] Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

All the boys need to feel like they're Marco ****ing Polo when it comes to sex.

Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.

Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?

Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Bring on the free hooch!

Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.