Cars quotes

145 total quotes

Cars: the Video Game
Chick Hicks
Darrell Cartrip
Doc Hudson
Fillmore
Harv

Lightning McQueen
Luigi
Mater
Mater and the Ghostlight
Other
Sally Carrera

View Quote He did WHAT in his cup?!

View Quote She's my fianc?e. Naw, jus' kiddin'! She just likes me for my body.

View Quote If anyone asks, we was out smashing mailboxes!OK?

View Quote McQueen, seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there...BY ME! Welcome to the Chick Era, baby!

View Quote You drive like you fix roads... lousy!

View Quote Fly away, Stanley. Be free!

View Quote I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

View Quote There's a lot of love out there, you know man?

View Quote Lizzie: There's only one person who could do that job, and that's Big Al.
Ramone: Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?

View Quote [Mater is tricked into almost letting Lightning out of the carpound until the Sheriff shows up.]
Sheriff: MATER! What did I tell you about talking to the accused?
Tow Mater: [sheepishly] To not to.

View Quote Tow Mater: WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Oh-ho! [wobbling as he drives down the sloppy-looking "new" road] It rides purty smooth. [continues wobbling)
Sally Carrera: It looks awful.
Lightning McQueen: Well, it matches the rest of the town.
[Red goes off crying behind a wall]

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [desperately trying to convince the rest of the gang that Doc was the Fabulous Hudson Hornet] Did you know Doc was a famous race car?
[Everybody doesn't believe him and start snickering.]
Sheriff: Doc? Our Doc?
Sarge: Not Doc Hudson.
Lightning McQueen: No no no no it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean have you ever seen him race?
Lightning McQueen: No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Tow Mater: [spits out oil that he's drinking] He did what in his cup?

View Quote Sally Carrera: Hey there, Mater!
Tow Mater: Howdy, Sally!
Sally Carrera: Hi folks.
Everyone: Morning Sally!
Lightning McQueen: You know her?
Tow Mater: She's the town attorney...and my fianc?e.
Lightning McQueen: What?
Tow Mater: I'm just kiddin'. She just likes me for my body.

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [on being ordered by Doc Hudson to pull Bessie in order to fix Radiator Springs' road as punishment] Whoa, whoa, whoa, how long is this gonna take?
Doc Hudson: Well, if a fella does it right, it should take him about five days.
Lightning McQueen: Five days? But I should be in California shmoozing Dinoco right now!
Doc Hudson: Then if I were you, I'd quit yappin' and start workin'! Hook him up, Mater!
Tow Mater: Okey-dokey! [struggles with getting the clamp off Lightning's left front tire, but successfully removes the clamp, allowing Lightning to speed off into the distance]
Lightning McQueen: FREEDOM!
Doc: [Watches McQueen speed away, and then glares at Mater]
Tow Mater: [After a long pause] Uh... Maybe I should've uh...hooked him up to Bessie...and then uh...then took the boot off. Yeah.

View Quote [Lightning McQueen is creating another road after the sloppy one he previously made]
Lightning McQueen: [mockingly] "Turn right to go left!!" Hey, Guess what?! I tried it, and this crazy thing happened: I went right!
Lizzy: If you keep talking to yourself, people will think you're crazy!
Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip.
Lizzy: What? I wasn't talking to you!