Millie, you've got to stay out of the clubhouse. It'll just get everybody in trouble.

I got lured.

You didn't get "lured". Women never get lured. They're too strong and powerful for that. Now say it -- "I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".

I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions.

That's better.

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Well let's get down to it, honey -- how was he?

Well, he ****s like he pitches. Sorta all over the place