The Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 90)

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")
IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.


Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?


I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...

Pack your shit! Pack your shit!

I killed your cat you druggie bitch!

I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you like a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Det. Dolly: So, what's the symbology there?
Paul Smecker: Symbology? Now that Duffy's relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne. I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism". What is the ssssymbolism there? Let me explain it to you. In Greek and Roman mythology, when you died, you would have to pay the toll to Charon, the boatman who ferried you across to the gates of judgment. This made sure the dead came to atone for what they did during their lives, Detective Dollypoposkallius.
Det. Dolly: Jesus, you're the first one that ever got that!
Paul Smecker: Yeah, well, I'm an expert in ... nameology!

Gay bartender: Oh, you've already had quite a bit, are you sure you...
Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink, you fairy ****.
Gay bartender: ...I can smell you.

Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that thing, can we. Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist.

And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven

[after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper] I'll tip her!

You guys should be in every major city.

They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

Is it Dead?

We've gotta buy you like a proverb book or something this mix and match shit's gotta go.