The Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 90)

Connor McManus
Connor, Murphy & IL Duce
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")
IL Duce
Multiple Characters
Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.


Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that thing, can we. Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist.


"Symbology"? Well, now that Duffy's relinquished his King Bonehead crown, I see we have a new heir to the throne. The word I believe you're looking for is "symbolism".

And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven

Wyatt ****in' Earp!

Catch you on the flip side!

[after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper] I'll tip her!

Hey ****ass, get me a beer!

Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?

****ing... what the ****ing ****... who the **** ****ed this ****ing... how did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!!

I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...

You guys should be in every major city.

They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

Is it Dead?

Pack your shit! Pack your shit!

I killed your cat you druggie bitch!