The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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View Quote I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!

View Quote I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

View Quote I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.

View Quote If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.

View Quote Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

View Quote This don't look like no expressway to me!

View Quote This is glue. Strong stuff!

View Quote We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

View Quote Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?

View Quote You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!

View Quote [To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System