The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 87)

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!


I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.

If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

This don't look like no expressway to me!

This is glue. Strong stuff!

We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?

You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!

[To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System