Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Jimmy MacElroy

" These guys put the bone in Zamboni"

"...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]

"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"

"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

"Don't make me kill her!!"

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."

"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"

"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."


"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."