Black Sheep

Black Sheep quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 79)

Black Sheep (1996)
Mike
Steve


[on stage making a fool of himself] That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream!


[on stage making a fool of himself] Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, you got some kick ass shit!

Drake: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.
Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.

Mike: Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al it can only take a minute.
Roger: "Al, doesn't wanna speak to you.
Mike: What do you mean Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?

Governor Tracy: I have heard the voice of the voters and the voters said...
[Mike is screaming for help while hoisting by his underwear on a satellite dish] Governor Tracy: ...Holy Shit!

[the roof has blown off the house and it begins to hail all over Mike who is in the top bunk] Steve: Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha.
Mike: Shut up!
Steve: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mike: Why don't you shut up?
Steve: Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha.
Mike: SHUT UP!

Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"

Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.

There's no access for you in this quadrant.

We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!

[holding onto a small plant on a steep hill] Oh, thank you, little roots! Please stay strong (Root quickly givesand Mike falls to the foot of the mountain.) What in the hell was that all about!?

[a bat flies out at them] Steve: What the heck is that?
Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!

Horse shit!