Black Sheep quotes

29 total quotes

Black Sheep (1996)
Mike
Steve

View Quote Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.

View Quote [on Drake Sabitch] This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.

View Quote Governor Tracy: I have heard the voice of the voters and the voters said...
[Mike is screaming for help while hoisting by his underwear on a satellite dish] Governor Tracy: ...Holy Shit!

View Quote Mike: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike: I just chunked in my pants.

View Quote (Trying to pronounce "roads") Row-ads. Roods.

View Quote Black Sheep is a 1996 film about a gubernatorial candidate that hires a wormy special assistant whose only job is to make sure the candidate's well-meaning but incompetent brother doesn't ruin the election.. There's one in every family.

View Quote Drake: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.
Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.

View Quote And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"

View Quote Mike: Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al it can only take a minute.
Roger: "Al, doesn't wanna speak to you.
Mike: What do you mean Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?

View Quote We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!

View Quote Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

View Quote There's no access for you in this quadrant.

View Quote Horse shit!

View Quote [a bat flies out at them] Steve: What the heck is that?
Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!