Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes

37 total quotes

Bill
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Rufus
Ted

View Quote Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.

View Quote [responding to Freud's invitation to examine him] Oh, no thanks, I just have a slight Oedipal complex.

View Quote Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?

View Quote Shut up, Ted!

View Quote Ted: Where are we, Rufus?
Rufus: Austria, 1805. The French have just invaded.
Ted: Whoa, Bill, check it out! We're in the middle of a war, dude!

View Quote Billy! You are handling the oddities of time travel with the greatest of ease!

View Quote [Bill And Ted Hug]
Both: ****.