Bill  & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes

37 total quotes (ID: 682)


Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes!

[Bill And Ted Hug]
Both: Fag.

Ted: Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our friends.
Bill: This is, uh, Dave Beeth Oven.
Beethoven: Sie sind so schön, Madame.
Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy, Herman the Kid...
Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan, Dennis Frood, So-crates Johnson, and, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
Miss Preston:[completely oblivious] It's so nice to meet you all. There are sodas in the fridge.

Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

Napoleon: Excusez-moi, Monsieur!
Bowling Alley Manager: Hold on there! Not so fast, buddy!
Napoleon: "Buddy?"
Bowling Alley Manager: You ain't paid yet.
Napoleon: Pay?
Bowling Alley Manager: Pay.

[Napoleon is about to enter a waterslide]
Napoleon: Qu'est-que c'est ça?
Waterslide Attendant: Buddy, you're holding up the line!
Napoleon: Sacre bleu.
Waterslide Attendant: Come on, buddy!

[Napoleon is using Risk figures to show his plans to invade Russia]:
Ted: ...I don't think it's going to work.
Napoleon: No?
[Napoleon slams his ruler on the map furiously]:
Napoleon: Triomphe Napoleon!