Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi


Lo Pan: What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years.
Gracie: You bastard, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
Lo Pan: This one has fire as well!


Margo: Well, God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

[After having dispatched a big, hairy, bug-eyed, man-eating cave monster with a grenade.]
Egg Shen: It will come out no more!
Jack Burton: What? HUH? What'll come out no more?

Uncle Chu: What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Jack Burton: She can't get enough of me.
Gracie: Hah! He wishes.

Everybody relax, I'm here.

Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn . . . call the president.

Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes."

I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're all alone in THIS universe.

Margo: This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.
Eddie: You are.

[On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

Wang Chi: They've got this sorta clubhouse thing, you know, where they all hang out.
Jack Burton: Sharpen their knives, huh?
Wang Chi: I can't ask you to...
Jack Burton: Where is it?
Wang Chi: Thank you, Jack.

And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.

Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

I was born ready.