Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote Thunder: I can halp you!

View Quote And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.

View Quote Peasant magic.

View Quote Jack Burton: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan—
Lo Pan: Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

View Quote Jack Burton: Oh my god. What is that? Don't tell me!
Egg Shen: A guardian. Whatever it sees, Lo Pan knows!

View Quote Lo Pan: ... my curse will be lifted!
Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the Universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: ... or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?

View Quote You never could beat me, Egg Shen.

View Quote Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

View Quote What does that mean, huh? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means!

View Quote All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

View Quote Margo: Well, God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

View Quote Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're all alone in THIS universe.

View Quote Egg Shen: Lo Pan is down there.
Jack Burton: Down where?
Egg Shen: Where is the universe?

View Quote Son of a bitch must pay!

View Quote This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.