Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi


Everybody relax, I'm here.


Uncle Chu: What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Jack Burton: She can't get enough of me.
Gracie: Hah! He wishes.

Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes."

[calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Egg Shen: It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: No, I mean black blood of the earth.

Lo Pan: What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years.
Gracie: You bastard, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
Lo Pan: This one has fire as well!

Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're all alone in THIS universe.

I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

Margo: Well, God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Ol' Jack always says . . . what the hell.

Margo: This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.
Eddie: You are.

[to Gracie Law] Could you stop rubbing your body up against mine? 'Cause I can't concentrate when you do that.

[On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

You never could beat me, Egg Shen.

[After having dispatched a big, hairy, bug-eyed, man-eating cave monster with a grenade.]
Egg Shen: It will come out no more!
Jack Burton: What? HUH? What'll come out no more?