Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

It's all in the reflexes.

I can take it.

Nothin' or double, Jack.

That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.

[spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

There are others, to be sure. There are always others. You seem to be one to know the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.

Shut up, Mr. Burton. You are not brought among this world to get it.

They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.

[calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

Its working!

You never could beat me, Egg Shen.


The Sinners!

Peasant magic.

Thunder: I can halp you!