Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote Son of a bitch must pay!

View Quote What does that mean, huh? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means!

View Quote We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

View Quote Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

View Quote Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him then you don't.

View Quote This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.

View Quote All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

View Quote Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

View Quote [On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

View Quote Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

View Quote [to Lo Pan] Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

View Quote We made it. Holy shit, we made it!

View Quote I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

View Quote You've got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.

View Quote Abandoned like hell!