Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi


Son of a bitch must pay!


What does that mean, huh? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means!

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him then you don't.

This is going to take crackerjack timing, Wang.

All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

[On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

[to Lo Pan] Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

We made it. Holy shit, we made it!

I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

You've got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.

Abandoned like hell!