Better Off Dead quotes

19 total quotes

Al Myer
Charles de Mar
Lane Myer
Others

View Quote Roy Stalin: [To Beth] Is Oscar here your main weiner man?

View Quote Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

View Quote The Paper Boy: I want my two dallors!!!

View Quote Jenny Myer: How was your day?
Lane Myer: Beth just dumped me.
Jenny Myer: That's nice dear.