Better Off Dead

Better Off Dead quotes

19 total quotes (ID: 1003)

Al Myer
Charles de Mar
Lane Myer

Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?

She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

This mountain is made entirely out of snow... Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

[why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.