Better Off Dead quotes
19 total quotes (ID: 1003)Al Myer
Charles de Mar
Lane Myer
Others
Beth Truss: She doesn't date certain members of the basketball team: she dates the whole team!
Johnny Gasparini: Two dollars! (repeated line)
Monique Junot: I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
Roy Stalin: [To Beth] Is Oscar here your main weiner man?
Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer!
The Paper Boy: I want my two dallors!!!
Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Jenny Myer: How was your day?
Lane Myer: Beth just dumped me.
Jenny Myer: That's nice dear.
Lane Myer: Beth just dumped me.
Jenny Myer: That's nice dear.
Monique Junot: He keeps trying to put his testicles all over me!
Lane Myer: Testicles?
Monique Junot: You know...octopus.
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N T Big Difference.
Lane Myer: Testicles?
Monique Junot: You know...octopus.
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N T Big Difference.
[giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.]
I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?!
I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!