Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dialogues

View Quote Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.

View Quote [to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.

View Quote This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?!

View Quote The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... IS DRIVING US INSANE!

View Quote [after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!

View Quote WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!

View Quote [after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!

View Quote You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!

View Quote [after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.

View Quote [dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.

View Quote You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.

View Quote There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.

View Quote You trying to get under my cape, doctor?

View Quote Wait! I have a riddle for you!

View Quote [reason why so many women love him] The car. Chicks love the car.