Batman Forever

Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 61)

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dr. Chase Meridian
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
The Riddler / Edward Nygma

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!

You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!

This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?!

[reason why so many women love him] The car. Chicks love the car.

Why yes, of course, you're right, Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice. Thank you. You've always been a good friend. [tosses the coin]

Wait! I have a riddle for you!

The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... IS DRIVING US INSANE!

[A coin toss has decided a victim's fate] Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.

[dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.

We all wear masks.


You trying to get under my cape, doctor?

You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.

There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.