Batman Forever

Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 61)

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dialogues
Dr. Chase Meridian
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?


This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?!

[A coin toss has decided a victim's fate] Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... IS DRIVING US INSANE!

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!

Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.

Wait! I have a riddle for you!

Why yes, of course, you're right, Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice. Thank you. You've always been a good friend. [tosses the coin]

[dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.

[reason why so many women love him] The car. Chicks love the car.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!

We all wear masks.

You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.

You trying to get under my cape, doctor?

There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.