Batman Forever

Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 61)

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dialogues
Dr. Chase Meridian
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


I don't blend in at a family picnic.


I'll see you in Hell.

I haven't had that much luck with women.

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

[to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?

[to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman?

[to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.

[hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

[when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!

[after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!

[after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.

[after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!

[after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.

You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!

[to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.