Batman Forever

Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 61)

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dialogues
Dr. Chase Meridian
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


I don't blend in at a family picnic.


I'll see you in Hell.

Let's start this party with a bang!

[to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?

I haven't had that much luck with women.

[to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman?

[to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.

[when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!

[hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

[to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.

[after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!

[after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.

You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!

[after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!

[after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.