Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote ["in the commercial'] He's been using Brand X...

View Quote ["to Bob"] You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws.

View Quote [after Vicki calls him insane] Oh! I thought I was a Pisces!

View Quote [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

View Quote [before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

View Quote [Courting Vicki Vale] It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

View Quote [His last words] Sometimes I just kill myself!

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life's been good to me.

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer]

View Quote [Puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? [Batman punches him]

View Quote [Referring to Batman] Why can't he just stay dead?

View Quote [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

View Quote [To Batman] You IDIOT! You made me! Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think that I didn't try.

View Quote [to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

View Quote [to Goons] Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds.