BASEketball quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 994)

Doug Remer
Joe "Coop" Cooper
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari

Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick.
Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.

Kenny Scolari: I am not going out with his sister!
Joe Cooper: Dude, that's the defense, ya gotta psych them out.
Doug Remer: Yeah, ya gotta say totally ****ed up shit to psych them out.
Kenny Scolari: Oh... Hey wait a minute, why is me going out with his sister totally ****ed up?

[trying to psych out a player in their very first game]
Doug Remer: Ugh! One of Britney's moms pubic hairs!
[pulls hairs from mouth]
Basketball player: [disgusted voice] Psh... Ohhhh man!
Joe Cooper: HAH! You lose! Dude that was a SWEET psyche-out!
Doug Remer: Reemer: UGH HERES ANOTHER ONE!
[pulls out more hairs from teeth]

Bob Costas: It's hard to believe that just five years ago this game was played only in driveways.
Al Michaels: [camera shifts to Beers cheerleaders] Yes, it's also hard to believe that just five years ago those girls were only in grade school.

Surgeon: Has there been a rise in his fluid intake? SWEET JESUS! His sodium levels are through the roof!
Surgery Nurse: I don't get it. He's eight years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr.