Joe "Coop" Cooper quotes

Steve Perry. Steeeve Perry! "Well I shoulda been go-one, after all!"

Yeah. I made it myself, you know. If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out of a tight spot, I'd have a shitload of nickels.

(To Reggie Jackson): I don't have your ****ing ball!

Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... ****!

No, it's not like horse.

Hey, Grumsky, you losin' weight?

[in Cartman's voice]
Hey, you guys, seriously, I'm ****in' fat. Seriously, you guys, I'm ****in' fat as ****.
[with Australian accent] How to speak San Franciscan?

[He pulls Squeak's shorts down, revealing his bottom]
If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a shitload of nickels!

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