Bad Taste

Bad Taste quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 58)

Derek
Lord Crumb's Voice
Multiple Characters
Ozzy


[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?


I think the gruel is ready!

Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.

Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!

I'm born again!

The headshot's the only true stopper.

Eat lead sucker!

Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

after trying to fire on barry with an empty gun oh sod it!

[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.

Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!