Bad Taste

Bad Taste quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 58)

Derek
Lord Crumb's Voice
Multiple Characters
Ozzy


[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?


Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

I think the gruel is ready!

I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.

Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!

The headshot's the only true stopper.

I'm born again!

Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

Eat lead sucker!

after trying to fire on barry with an empty gun oh sod it!

Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!

What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?