Bad Taste

Bad Taste quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 58)

Derek
Lord Crumb's Voice
Multiple Characters
Ozzy


I think the gruel is ready!


I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

The headshot's the only true stopper.

[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.

Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!

What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?

I'm born again!

Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!

I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]

Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.