Derek quotes

Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.

Suck my spinning steel, shithead!

I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!

The headshot's the only true stopper.

What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?

Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!

Eat lead sucker!

I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]

I'm born again!

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