Army of Darkness

Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 46)

Ash
Evil Ash
Multiple Characters


[from Director's Cut]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: What are do? Are you me? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: LITTLE GOODY TWO-SHOES! HEHEHE
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun


Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

[after rising out of his tomb] I live again!!!

Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

[from Theatrical version]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

That's it, go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!

Say hello to the twenty-first century!

[to the witch] Yo! She-bitch! Let's go.

Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

[Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.