Army of Darkness

Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 46)

Evil Ash
Multiple Characters

Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.

You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

[from Theatrical version]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

[after rising out of his tomb] I live again!!!

Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

That's it, go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!

[Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

[to the witch] Yo! She-bitch! Let's go.

Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

Say hello to the twenty-first century!

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.