Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes

Ash
Evil Ash
Multiple Characters

View Quote [from Theatrical version]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

View Quote Alright... who wants some?

View Quote You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

View Quote Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.

View Quote Oh you little bas****! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

View Quote [after rising out of his tomb] I live again!!!

View Quote Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

View Quote [Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

View Quote [to the witch] Yo! She-bitch! Let's go.

View Quote That's it, go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!

View Quote Say hello to the twenty-first century!

View Quote Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!