Army of Darkness

Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 46)

Ash
Evil Ash
Multiple Characters


Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.


Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

[from Theatrical version]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.

[to the witch] Yo! She-bitch! Let's go.

[after rising out of his tomb] I live again!!!

That's it, go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!

Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Say hello to the twenty-first century!

[Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?