Army of Darkness quotes

42 total quotes

Ash
Evil Ash
Multiple Characters

View Quote [dramatically] KLAATU... VERATA... N--... [mutters to self] necktie... nectar... nickel... it's an n-word, definitely an n-word... [dramatically] It's definitely an n-word.

View Quote Possessed Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

View Quote (sometimes for no apparent reason) Groovy.

View Quote Old Woman: Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!

View Quote Deadite: Let's get the hell out of here!!!!

View Quote [from Director's Cut]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: What are do? Are you me? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: LITTLE GOODY TWO-SHOES! HEHEHE
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

View Quote Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. [grabs girl close] Hail to the king, baby. [Ash kisses the girl]

View Quote [from Theatrical version]
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
Ash: [****s shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
Ash: [fires shotgun] Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

View Quote [after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]
Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?
[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]
Evil Ash: I'll come back for ya!

View Quote Give me some sugar, baby.

View Quote Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

View Quote Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

View Quote Alright... who wants some?

View Quote Shut the door! Were you raised in a barn?! ... [mutters to self] probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives...

View Quote [to Sheila] First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.