American Wedding quotes
30 total quotes (ID: 33)Michelle Flaherty
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Paul Finch
Steve Stiffler
Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me.
It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.
Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, Fuckface?
It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.
Everyone wants a piece of the Stifmeister.
My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.
Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bang-cock.
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
No no no shit head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.
If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
Stifler: What describes the Stif-miester best?
Jim: He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler: Really? Thanks, man.
Jim: He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler: Really? Thanks, man.
Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.
Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
Hey i'm gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!