Most scenes together: John Milner & Carol (7), Terry Fields & Debbie Medway (7), Steve & Laurie (5)
Why is it every girl that comes around here is ugly? Or has a boyfriend? Where is the dazzling beauty I've been searching for all my life?
I know what you mean. The pickin's are really gettin' slim. The whole strip is shrinking. Ah, you know, I remember about five years ago, take you a couple of hours and a tank full of gas just to make one circuit. It was really somethin'.
OK, you got it? You're on your own. I'm going to wait over there.
Now, wait a minute, Joe. What if he hears me?
Shhh. Listen! Look at it this way. Now, you have three choices. One, you chicken out and in that case I let Ants tie you to the car and drag you around a bit. And you don't want that.
No.
Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well, you don't want that.
No, I don't.
Three, you're successful and you join the Pharaohs with a car coat and a blood initiation.
Why should I leave home to find a home? You know, why should I leave friends that I love to find new friends?
Wait a minute, wait a minute... I've heard this already. Aren't you the one that told me for eight weeks that you have to leave the nest sometime?
I realize that. I realize that.
No, no realizing. You've been telling me all summer that it's time to stick your head out of the sand and take a look at the big, beautiful world out there somewhere... I feel like a mid-wife.
I may have been wrong, Curt. I may have been wrong.
Wrong nothing. You've been telling me for eight weeks. God-dammit. Just, you're just mentally playing with yourself. If you just relax, we'll talk about it at the airport.
I don't think I'm gonna be going tomorrow.
You chicken fink... After all we went through to get accepted? We're finally getting out of this turkey town and now you want to crawl back into your cell - right? You wanna end up like John? You just can't stay seventeen forever.
Is that tuck and roll?
Yeah!
Bitchin! I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.
The Moose Scholarship went to the right boy. You! We were all proud of you.
Uh, we're all done having loads of fun out here.
I hope you'll be taking along with you a little piece of this place.
Some day he'll make a fine Moose.
Oh I can't believe it. Feels so good 'cause you're sixteen.
Only 30 weight Castrol-R...Now I've written the tire pressure and stuff on a pad in the glove...
I don't know what to say. I'll love and protect this car until death do us part. This is a superfine machine.
Hey, what do you say, Curt? Last night in town - you guys gonna have a little bash before you leave?
The Moose have been looking for you all day.
What is it? What do ya got?
Oh, great.
That's $2000 man! $2000!
Mr. Jennings gave it to me to give to you. He says he's sorry it's so late, but it's the first scholarship the Moose Lodge has given out. And he, uh, says they're all very proud of you back at the lodge.
Cute. Why don't you hold it for me for awhile?
Hey, I don't want it. Take it - it's yours.
I'll take it!
You got a bitchin' car...In fact, your car's so neat, we're gonna give you our special prize. You want me to give it to ya?
Hey sweetheart, if the prize is you, I'm a ready Teddy.
Well, get bent turkey. [throws a water balloon]
Maybe if it's the Goat Killer, he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
You ever get tired of goin' steady with somebody that ain't around - I'm up for grabs.
Curt?
Yes, yes, this is Curt. Who are you?
Who are you expecting?
Do you drive a white T-bird?
A white '56. I saw you on Third Street...
Who are you? Do you know me?
Of course.
How do you know me?
It's not important.
It's important. It's important to me. You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life and I don't know anything about you. Listen, listen, listen, uh, uhm, uh, could we meet someplace?
I cruise Third Street. Maybe I'll see you tonight.
No, I don't think so.
Curt...
Tell me your name, at least tell me your name.
Goodbye, Curt.
Wait a minute. Wait a second. [She hangs up.]
I-I don't think that I can control myself any longer tonight... All night you've been sitting there and you've been so sexy and it's been so hot out here - and I can't wait any longer. [She gives in and reveals her address]
What the hell's goin' on here, Toad? Hey, man, are you all right?
Yeah, I'll die soon, then it'll all be over, John.
Wow, you're just like the Lone Ranger.
Yeah, yeah. Listen, are you with him?
You're talking to the woman I love.
What happened, man?
