Carol quotes

Hi cousin, how's your bod?

I just love listening to Wolfman. My Mom won't let me at home because he's a Negro. I think he's terrific. Do you know that he just broadcasts from a plane that flies around in circles all the time? Do you believe that's true?

[to John] You're an ogre. Just like my father. He won't let me stay out late or play records, or anything.

Oh no, not me. Not old Carol. The night's young and I'm not hittin' the rack till I get a little action.

[After John orders her to stay on her side] Don't worry, I won't rape you.

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