American Graffiti quotes

View Quote Listen, you got any more of those secret agent spy-scopes?... the secret agent spy-scope, man. That pulls in the moon, the sky and the planets... and the satellites and the little bitty space men?

View Quote You know, Terry, I had a pretty good time tonight... you picked me up and we got some hard stuff and saw a hold-up, and then we went to the canal, and you got your car stolen, and then I got to watch you gettin' sick, and then you got in this really bitchin' fight. I really had a good time...Well, if I'm not doin' anything tomorrow, why don't you give me a call, OK?

View Quote Ants: Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe: He who smelt it, dealt it.

View Quote Quick! Hang a right...Cut over to G Street. I just saw a vision! I saw a goddess. Come on, you've got to catch up to her... This was the most perfect, dazzling creature I've ever seen... She spoke to me. She spoke to me right through the window. I think she said, 'I love you.' That means nothing to you people? You have no romance, no soul? She - someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me! Will you turn the corner?

View Quote You ever get tired of goin' steady with somebody that ain't around - I'm up for grabs.

View Quote Oh I can't believe it. Feels so good 'cause you're sixteen.

View Quote Hey, I got a dedication here that's for a friend of the ol' Wolfman. And he wants me to play the next song for a blonde young lady in a Thunderbird. A white T-bird, you understand? Now my friend's name is Curt and he wants to talk to you out there, baby. So you meet him at Burger City, or you can phone Diamond 3132. Now he's a friend of mine, you hear, and little girl, you better call him, or the Wolfman gonna get ya.

View Quote Jeff Pazzuto: [to John] There's a very wicked '55 Chevy lookin' for you.

View Quote Teenager: [to Terry] Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery.

View Quote Bob Falfa: [to Laurie] You ain't said one word all night long. What a weird broad. But you'll appreciate me soon. You're gonna be hangin' on for mercy when I get this sucker rollin'.

View Quote Carol: Wow! He's really fast, isn't he?
John: Yeah, but he's stupid.

View Quote Joe: OK, you got it? You're on your own. I'm going to wait over there.
Curt: Now, wait a minute, Joe. What if he hears me?
Joe: Shhh. Listen! Look at it this way. Now, you have three choices. One, you chicken out and in that case I let Ants tie you to the car and drag you around a bit. And you don't want that.
Curt: No.
Joe: Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well, you don't want that.
Curt: No, I don't.
Joe: Three, you're successful and you join the Pharaohs with a car coat and a blood initiation.
[Pats Curt on the shoulder and runs back to the car]
Curt: Wait a minute. What blood initiation?

View Quote Why don't we all go to Gallo Dam for an orgy? I could pick up some Oleo Margarine - roll around in it for a while.

View Quote [to Kip] Bobbie here is madly in love with you and trembles at the sight of your rippling biceps.

View Quote Somebody wants me. Somebody's who's out there, roaming the streets, wants ME... Would you turn the corner?