Colonel Frank Fitts: Where's your wife?
Lester: Uh, I dunno. Probably out ****ing that dorky, prince-of-real-estate asshole. And you know what? I don't care.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
Lester: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.
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