Joe Gideon quotes

[repeated line] It's showtime, folks!

Sometimes, I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins.

[to Audrey] If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. [to Katie] And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you.

Do you supposed Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?

Stop smiling! Lay back! Lay back! Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey, very good. You're gonna do it again, Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, it's not the high school play. Count! Hold it. [to Victoria] Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop the shoulder. Now, that's not too hard, is it? Again!

The pain is gone. I'm OK. Nothing wrong with me a rewrite of the show wouldn't cure. A couple of good jokes is what I need.

[last lines, Joe is dying] Hey, at least I won't have to lie to you anymore.

  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the