The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen quotes

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Baron Munchausen

Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

Baron Munchausen: Come on, Berthold. Berthold: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!! Baron Munchausen: You're coming with us. Berthold: No chance! Baron Munchausen: Why not? Berthold: I can't remember. Baron Munchausen: You're not frightened, are you? Berthold: That's it!

Baron Munchausen: I'm Baron Munchausen! Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?

Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.

The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is.

And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate to strongly recommend.

Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?

Baron Munchausen: The Sultan is going to cut off my head. Rupert: And? Baron Muchausen: And?

Sultan: Have you any famous last words? Baron Munchausen: Not yet. Sultan: Not yet? Is that so famous?

Sultan: What about the virgins? Horatio: Sultan forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins?