Baron Munchausen quotes

Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate to strongly recommend.

Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.

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