The Adventures of Baron Munchausen quotes
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Baron Munchausen: I'm Baron Munchausen!
Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate to strongly recommend.
Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands.
The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is.
Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?
Baron Munchausen: The Sultan is going to cut off my head.
Rupert: And?
Baron Muchausen: And?
Sultan: What about the virgins?
Horatio: Sultan forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins?
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: Not yet? Is that so famous?
Baron Munchausen: Come on, Berthold.
Berthold: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!
Baron Munchausen: You're coming with us.
Berthold: No chance!
Baron Munchausen: Why not?
Berthold: I can't remember.
Baron Munchausen: You're not frightened, are you?
Berthold: That's it!