The Addams Family quotes

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Gomez
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Wednesday

View Quote They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!

View Quote We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

View Quote And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" — "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.

View Quote They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."

View Quote Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.

View Quote Wednesday: Please pass the salt.
Morticia: And what do we say?
Wednesday: NOW.

View Quote [A golf ball crashes through Judge Womack's window.]
Judge: Damn you, Addams!
Gomez: Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.
Judge: You moron!

View Quote [looks for something in a closet.] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.

View Quote [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.]
Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley: Why?
Wednesday: Because we're going to play a game.
Pugsley: What game?
Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

View Quote I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

View Quote [Watching Pugsley sleep.]
Morticia: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.

View Quote Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!

View Quote Wednesday, play with your food!

View Quote Thing, you're a handful.

View Quote [Gomez and Fester are watching home movies.]
Gomez: You remember that fateful night?
Uncle Fester: Um... Your first cigar!
Gomez: What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.