Sally Jessy Raphael So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call.
Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael Mr. Addams, please, stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
Gomez
Raúl Juliá · 19 quotes
Morticia
Anjelica Huston · 19 quotes
Wednesday
Christina Ricci · 11 quotes
Pugsley
Jimmy Workman · 5 quotes
Dr. Pinder-Schloss
3 quotes
Grandma
3 quotes
Margaret
Dana Ivey · 3 quotes
Uncle Fester
Christopher Lloyd · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wednesday & Pugsley (5), Morticia & Gomez (4), Morticia & Wednesday (4)
The Addams Family quotes
Page 2 of 3 Sally Jessy Raphael Sally Jessy Raphael Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
He's only a child.
That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
May I have the salt?
What do we say?
Please pass the salt.
And what do we say?
NOW.
Judge
[A golf ball crashes through Judge Womack's window.]
Damn you, Addams!
Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.
Judge
You moron!
Um... Your first cigar!
What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
[Morticia and Grandma examine a rare and valuable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity.]
Let's keep it!
Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
Why?
Because we're going to play a game.
What game?
Later, my dearest.
[looking through Fester's suitcase]
Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester- as if we'd run out.
[Watching Morticia sleep]
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.