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The Addams Family

The Addams Family quotes

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Wednesday




View Quote And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" — "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.
View Quote Grandma: Dinner's gonna be late. [She goes outside.] Here, boy! Here, boy!
View Quote Margaret: This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you?
Tully Alford: Because I said yes.
View Quote Wednesday, play with your food!
View Quote Thing, you're a handful.
View Quote Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
View Quote Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!
View Quote [looks for something in a closet.] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
View Quote They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."
View Quote We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
View Quote That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
View Quote They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!
View Quote 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
View Quote I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
View Quote Fester: Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.