The Addams Family quotes
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Wednesday
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And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" — "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.
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Grandma: Dinner's gonna be late. [She goes outside.] Here, boy! Here, boy!
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Margaret: This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you?
Tully Alford: Because I said yes.
Tully Alford: Because I said yes.
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Wednesday, play with your food!
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Thing, you're a handful.
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Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
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Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!
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[looks for something in a closet.] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
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They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."
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We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
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That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
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They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!
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2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
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I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
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Fester: Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.